So it has come down to it at last. The final nail in the coffin. The ending waltz on the dance floor. The last Pringle in the can. Or something. Either way, we have sworn in another president, we have upheld our particularly American brand of Democracy, and we are all certainly awaiting every politician to be taken into custody, executed, and then for Trump to rule forever. Q just has to be correct right? The track record is.... stunning? Pictured: Q at his computer, or something. Creator: Rembrandt | Credit: Hermitage Either way, our country has reached the dawning of a new administration. An event that has happened 45 previous times, and will undoubtedly happen many many more. But along the way, there was a bit of... discourse, if you could call it that. Most of it was spurned on by the greatest of all threats in this day and age, the Keyboard Warriors. Yes, this multi-class, 12th level, 5h Edition DnD champion has, for the last 5-6 years at least, had an alarmingly large a
The year is 2592, and the last of humanity has just died. She
didn’t have a name. She didn’t have a place of residence. Long had humanity
abandoned sedentary living places after the cataclysms that befell them. She died
at the ripe old age of 43. Old for the time at least. In the past century, many
barely made it to 30. She had no language; coherent words being of little use
with no one to speak to.
She was alone on a quiet
world, devoid of almost all complex life or vegetation, scrapping by on what
little food and water she could manage to obtain. Her mate had passed on nearly
2 years ago, but she had little concept of years. She knew that it was man moon
cycles, and that he had gone in his sleep, never to wake up. She had no concept
of an afterlife. For her, there were only two states; here, and gone.
As she ventured through the
desolate wastelands of which we used to roam, she regarded things she saw, but
had no concept of. Old, overgrown monuments of rock and stone, with boxy shapes
and holes throughout. Cold metal husks larger than her littered the pathways
frequently. Were these the bones of some ancient bygone animal? She did not
know. What she did know, was that there was nothing for her here, so she moved
on.
In her time, there was no
history anymore. History had died with the civilizations who chronicled it.
Indeed, it was largely useless by the time humanity realized that it was too
late, but it would have been a small comfort to know that our legacy lived on,
but that was a comfort that would not come to pass. The computers of old
blinked out. The paper, so brittle in life, faded and tore into nothingness as
the weather turned against us. Our monuments fared somewhat better, but nature
took its course, reclaiming the stone and natural materials we had stolen from
her womb. All that remained, was what could not be returned to the soil. But
even nature could not weather the future.
In our hubris, we had thought
we could conquer nature. Beat it into submission until it bowed down to us.
And, for a time, it did. But, as all things are, nature is an unbeatable force
that cannot be tamed. But it can be harmed, and changed. And change it we did.
Our pollutants, our weapons, eventually even our breath, became too much for
nature to endure. And in her death throws, mother nature sealed our fate. No
longer could we sail seas that gave no quarter, or fly on winds that thundered
and blew so fierce that we could not adapt. The dirt with which we held for
granted, became spoiled. No crops would grow, no minerals could be mined. Our
forests, once a bastion of harmony with nature, withered away until trees were
but a distant memory.
But the worst of it all, was
when we became the sole inhabitants of our earth. The animals, some of which we
held dear, others which we butchered, passed on into myth and legend. No longer
were dogs walking alongside us, having turned feral before their inevitable
extinction. Primates, our genetic cousins, blinked out without many, save for
the most caring, having sympathy. The whales of the oceans stopped singing, and
the dolphins and sharks left their old hunting grounds, never to be seen again.
The birds in the sky scattered, unable to discern where to go anymore, and
eventually fell back to earth, grounded, forever.
However, it was the insects
which signaled natures true end. Long thought insignificant, we could not have
understood the value in that which we so foolishly maligned. Or maybe we did,
and we simply did not care. But without the bees to pollinate or the worms to
churn soil, we swiftly felt the ramifications of our actions. And it was too
late.
Some tried to leave, abandon
earth for the stars, hoping to live on elsewhere. But without having put stock
in those who foresaw our deathly future, we were sorely unprepared for long-term
space life, and so, passed out of existence quietly, in the blackness of the
void. Our kind, who had long put emphasis on discovery and science, turned
blindly against these two principles, and toward only power and gain. But power
means little in a world of ash. Gain means nothing to those who judge us after.
And so, it came to pass that our civilizations fell. Whether to war, or to
famine, or simply to a slow listless death, we all faded into nothingness. So
great was our legacy, that there are none left to speak of our accomplishments.
But the woman knew none of
this. Little did she know, that she was the last in a long line of inventors,
explorers, geniuses and poets. She had the lineage of great humans passed on
down to her, each greater than the last. We had written profound works of art,
painted affecting masterpieces, sung and played music to stir the soul. And now
it was all gone. Forgotten. Nothing but footnotes in the history of a world
that would never again be told. And we did it to ourselves.
As she lay down in the dirt,
cold and alone, she thought simple thoughts. She wished for her mate to be
beside her. She wished for food in her belly, and for the pain of existence to
go away. She wished for something besides what lay beneath her. As she drifted
off to sleep, her breath left her body, one last time. And then the world was
silent. So complete was our failure, that the only mark we had left on the universe,
was silence.
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